Zubobo
Even Jack Bauer can't get out of this one...
Kiefer Sutherland’s latest in a series of DUIs means he’s going to do real jail time. No cushy house arrest. A confused and disappointed Kiefer was heard asking, “Who do I have to make a sex tape with around here to get an ankle bracelet?”
Ever the trooper, Kiefer wants to continue with his hit TV show. As reported by E! Online, the producers of 24 released the following statement:
“Today our friend Kiefer Sutherland resolved his criminal case at the earliest opportunity. Kiefer made clear to us at the time of his arrest that his first concern was the welfare of those he worked with and that he intended to do whatever was necessary to prevent shutting down the show because of his situation. He told us that even if he had to sacrifice more time in custody in order to protect the show and the jobs of those who work with him, he would do so.”
Producers of 24 will cleverly work Kiefer’s incarceration into the show’s storyline. For example, in the exciting season opener Kiefer’s character, Jack Bauer, is kidnapped by a terrorist cell known as the Parrot Heads who torture him day and night at their secret headquarters in Margaritaville.
But Kiefer has apologized for the embarrassment his arrest has caused, and has promised to straighten out his life. He says his moment of clarity came one morning when he woke up… in an alley… next to David Hasselhoff. And Nick Nolte had stolen his shoes.
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Caroline
Because celebrities can't afford cab fares...
According to KNBC, Kiefter Sutherland, star of the Fox hit series 24, was arrested early this morning for making an illegal U turn while driving home from the Fox Fall Eco-Casino Party. He was arrested on suspicion of DUI and if convicted could serve 5 days in county jail. I’m sorry, but “suspicion”? “If convicted”?? You’re either plastered or you’re not. You either drank those beers or you opted for EANABS (equally attractive non-alcoholic beverages, although “equally attractive” is up for debate) . This case doesn’t warrant a CSI team to come in and launch a full force investigation. The guy blows into a breathalizer, the little nozzle shows that it’s twice the .08 legal limit, he goes downtown. Is he guilty? I guess we’ll have to wait for the October 16th trial date. Oh! the anticipation!
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Caroline
Lock your doors...
OJ Simpson, America’s favorite murderer, is out on $125,000 bail after his arrest for the armed robbery incident that took place on September 13th at the Palace Station Casino and Hotel. Star Magazine reports:
“According to Simpson’s lawyer, the former football star will return to his Florida home soon. Attorney Yale Galanter said Simpson would plead not guilty to charges of first-degree kidnapping, robbery with use of a deadly weapon, burglary while in possession of a deadly weapon…”
And they go on to list about 47 other charges. The best part of this statement is the identification of OJ as “the former football star” - as if that’s the reason this guy is a household name. Please! What about bloody gloves at the crime scene and white Jeep highway chases? I mean, what does this guy have to do to actually go to jail? Set the White House on fire and then walk up to the police station holding a can of gasoline and a match screaming “I love fire! Wheee, watch it burn!” He’ll be booked, brought to trial, acquitted, and a year later a best seller would appear on the shelves - If I was an arsonist, these are the instruments of death I would use. And we’d all clap our hands and wait for him to murder a small country.
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Guy
Loveable until proven guilty
Sunday, OJ was arrested in Las Vegas after getting  in trouble with “The Man.” The Associated Press is reporting that the former athlete and future novelist attempted to rob items that used to belong to him including a photo of him with J. Edgar Hoover.
Now to be fair, OJ hasn’t actually been proven guilty of anything other than stealing our hearts. I think it’s time we just stop doubting him and enjoy his entirely fictional books, “If I did it,” “If I did that too,” and “If I used to kick the shit out of my children because I loved them.” I smell Pulitzer.
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Friday, Aug 24th, 2007
Categories: Movies
John
Is she really being put away ... or is she?
Today is the day. Lindsay Lohan finally gets to face justice for all of the careless and irresponsible things she had done. We can finally watch as she is forced to take responsibility for her ridiculous actions. And the grand total is… 1 day in jail?! What the #*!?@% This girl was arrested for her second DUI after allegedly driving madly after another girl she had an argument with, and not only was her blood alcohol reportedly above legal level, but she had cocaine in her possession! Sure, young people make mistakes. Treatment like this, however, is why they keep making mistakes. I never thought I’d look back on Paris Hilton’s sentence as a harsher form of punishment. While Ms. Lohan was formally charged with seven misdemeanors, she was somehow able to plea out of multiple felonies. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait until she’s back on the road
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Admin
You would expect the news would get it right ... maybe not.
I found out just today that Channel 10 News ran a story describing the chase for the suspect that was arrested in my back yard. The news story explained why he was wanted by the police. What do you think he was wanted for? Considering that our neighborhood was cordoned off, 20 plus police were on the scene and a helicopter was used to site the suspect from the air, you would assume that his crimes had to be quite serious. Do you think he was wanted for murder, for armed robbery, for drug trafficking or maybe he was the leader of a prostitution ring. If you guessed any of the above you guessed wrong. He was wanted for speeding tickets. No joke. Apparently he had 3 previous speeding tickets and didn’t show up for court which resulted in warrants out for his arrest. He was arrested earlier that day, but was able to slide out of his cuffs (breaking his thumb in the process) and escaped from the back of the police car. That’s when all hell broke loose. You know the rest of the story. You can watch the channel 10 news report but most of the report is incorrect. They didn’t realize that he been found and apprehended in my backyard. They interviewed some neighbors who were out in the street watching events unfold. Since I never came out of my house (no need to seeing how I already had a front row seat) they didn’t see any need to interview me. Click on the link below for the video news report.
News Report
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