Zac Attack

Did you know that Zac Efron dates girls? Or at least he dated one girl. If you didn’t know, then you should pick up “Zanessa” at the newsstand. It’s an entire magazine dedicated to the relationship between Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Did you know Zac Efron likes video games? He was at the “Halo 3” midnight release at Universal City’s Gamestop handing out copies to customers even though he has absolutely nothing to do with the game.

I’ve never seen anyone try so hard to look normal. Since Efron’s the star of “High School Musical,” I’d wager that Disney somehow managed to create a real life Pinocchio from one of their animatronic puppets. It would explain his lifeless eyes, stiff personality and knack for singing and dancing.

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What The Efron?

It seems that Zac Efron, lost out not just on his relationship with “High School Musical” co-star Vanessa Hudgens, but also with the title role in “Speed Racer.” The NY Daily News reports:

“During his auditions, Zac never connected to the romantic lead in the reading,” says our source. “By the second round, the casting crew didn’t feel he was believable as a leading man/hero.”

I knew it! Notice how conveniently leaked those photos of Vanessa Hudgens were? And how there was an emphasis on Zac Efron being the recipient of said photos? It’s as if he had a Tom Cruise-like PR team guarding his image. There’s only one explanation. Call me crazy, but I think Zac Efron is… a Scientologist!

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