Paris Hilton, The Philanthropist
Her Marc Jacobs luggage is packed, her first class ticket booked, and Paris Hilton is gearing up for her trip to Rwanda, where she will do a 5-day charity mission with the Playing for Good organization. Because no one spreads STDs good the way Paris does. Ok Magazine reports:
Paris’ five-day trek to the African country, where she will visit clinics and schools, will be filmed with the hopes of selling it as a reality show titled The Philanthropist.
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Paris is going to be speaking to impressionable young children, or that we may be subjected to it on television. “What’s up children of Africa! I’m here to talk to you about stuff, super fun stuff! Little dogs are super cute and they will totally fit into your Luis Vuitton bag, so ask your parents for one, kay?? Also, when you grow up don’t ever have sex with Rick Salomon if there’s a videotape nearby, that’s really important to remember. Hmm, what else? The Halloween party at Pure is going to be so hot, you should totally ask your parents if you can go. Wait, are there direct flights to Vegas? Try not to sit in coach, it smells bad! Wheeeee! I’m doing good! Byeeee!”
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