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Pammy Kidded Kid Rock About Kid
Kid Rock told Rolling Stone that while he and Pamela Anderson were married she lied about having a miscarriage so he wouldn’t go to a basketball game but come visit her on the set of a movie. However, he says, when he got there he found her partying. Hey, who wouldn’t party if they found out they were no longer carrying Kid Rock’s demon seed?
Rock was so angry he immediately punched the nearest former Motley Crue drummer he could find.
Pammy says she wishes Rock would simply leave her alone. “After all,” she said, “What else does he want from me? I gave him the very best four months of my life.”
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Kid Rock desperate to stay famous
In what can only be considered a desperate plea for attention by a washed up psuedo-musician, Kid Rock told Rolling Stone he had doubts that Pam Anderson had a miscarriage last November.
“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie, and I have Laker seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers game with my friend Jesse James,” Rock said. “I’m like, ‘Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, ‘You don’t care about me, blah, blah, blah,’” he continued. “She finally comes up with this: ‘I just had a miscarriage’…and hangs the phone up.”
Rock claims when he went to see her that night she was drinking champagne at a restaurant on top of tables.
“I’m thinking, That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.”
I ask you what’s more surprising: That a rock star is unsympathetic about the loss of a child or that a crazy bitch lied about being pregnant? I guess neither are far fetched. So how does this constitute as news you might ask? It proves that Kid Rock is still alive and clinging to fame. If that’s not entertainment I don’t know what is. It’s pathetic enough to warrant an “E!” reality show.
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Wedding Night Soon At A Video Store Near You
It looks like Pamela Anderson may be getting married for the third time. According to the Clark County Marriage License Bureau, she and boyfriend Rick Salomon applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas.
“But,” you say, “who’s this Rick Salomon dude, and does he really come with the sort of bottom feeder credentials to merit following in the hallowed footsteps of Tommy Lee and Kid Rock? Relax, kiddies. Her lover boy shot to fame with his subtle understated performance opposite then-girlfriend Paris Hilton in the classic “One Night in Paris.” Nuff said.
Of course, Pammy knows her way around a bedroom camera, too, if you remember. In fact, eyewitnesses report that as soon as they were granted their marriage license the couple ran out to buy extra camcorder batteries. If you want to shop for a wedding present, they’re registered at Circuit City.
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