Guy
Oldest play in the book-- The Rolex Copycat
OJ Simpson has seemingly got off easy once again. Three days after being told to give his Rolex watch to the Goldmans to pay for the civil suit the Rolex was returned to him. Reuters reports that the timepiece was a fake from China worth appraised for about $100.
Now I know a judge said OJ killed their son, but the Goldmans are starting to seem like petty assholes. They’ve basically got him by his ankles and are shaking him to see what falls out. A fake Rolex? Who’s more embarrassed? I say if they ever want their money they should make sure OJ is free to rob more Vegas hotels. Then and only then will there be justice.
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Caroline
Lock your doors...
OJ Simpson, America’s favorite murderer, is out on $125,000 bail after his arrest for the armed robbery incident that took place on September 13th at the Palace Station Casino and Hotel. Star Magazine reports:
“According to Simpson’s lawyer, the former football star will return to his Florida home soon. Attorney Yale Galanter said Simpson would plead not guilty to charges of first-degree kidnapping, robbery with use of a deadly weapon, burglary while in possession of a deadly weapon…”
And they go on to list about 47 other charges. The best part of this statement is the identification of OJ as “the former football star” - as if that’s the reason this guy is a household name. Please! What about bloody gloves at the crime scene and white Jeep highway chases? I mean, what does this guy have to do to actually go to jail? Set the White House on fire and then walk up to the police station holding a can of gasoline and a match screaming “I love fire! Wheee, watch it burn!” He’ll be booked, brought to trial, acquitted, and a year later a best seller would appear on the shelves - If I was an arsonist, these are the instruments of death I would use. And we’d all clap our hands and wait for him to murder a small country.
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