Zubobo
But What Really Happened Behind Those Walls?
Rumors are circulating about how Lindsay Lohan spent her time at Utah’s Cirque Lodge Treatment Center. Supposedly, she had flings with several guys. Let me guess– Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Johnnie Walker.
While she was in rehab she also reconciled with her Father-of-The-Year, Michael, which makes you wonder just how sober she was.
E! Online quoted him as saying,
“I’m so blessed to have her back.”
I think the full quote was, “I’m so blessed to have her back. I was running a little low for this weekend and I think the Jets can cover the spread.”
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Caroline
Quick! Hide your narcotics
Let’s face it people, our dear Lindsay could find a bag of blow at the bottom of the Red Sea. Don’t do what Jackass star Steve-O did and just leave it out for her in plain sight. That’s way too easy! She’s like one of those detective dogs that just sniffs it out amidst all the other odors fighting for air space. She’d be a slam dunk new hire for the DEA if it wasn’t such an insane conflict of interest. According to Page Six Steve-O claimed on the Howard Stern show that:
“Lindsay once took a bag of cocaine from him…Lohan took what he called the ‘Boog Suge’ from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it.”
The reason I believe this story is because she left her wallet in her friend’s bathroom. Not the livingroom or any other “gathering” room, but the secret place you go to blow a few lines. Better wipe off that white residue from your Captial One card, Lindsay!
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