Caroline
And according to loud mouth mom-Lo, make that a double
Toss the Lunesta, folks, it’s time to bid farewell to those sleepless night of wondering whether all the ”bump alerts” were true. US Magazine has confirmed what everyone already suspected (and what no one really cares about)…that J Lo is preggers with husband Marc Anthony’s child.
“Its a dream come true,” a Lopez source tells US. “She and Marc are over the moon.”
This will be baby number one for 38-year old Jennifer Lopez and number four for her Latin lover, who has three children from a previous marriage. Apparently, mom Lopez has spilled the beans, blabbing that the happy couple is having twins, information that the folks over at PETA can only pray is not true. One baby swaddled in endangered fox fur onesies and strapped in a crocodile leather baby bjorn is bad enough. But two??
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Caroline
The Boston boy couldn't handle the heat!
What a dick! In a recent interview for Details magazine, Ben Affleck really delivers the one-two punch to a certain Jenny from a certain block. Sure Jennifer Lopez has fake eyelashes made from endangered fox fur, for which she will probably burn in hell, but animal rights isn’t everybody’s thing, you know? Is it fair to blame her for the “temporary slump” in Affleck’s career? He certainly thinks so:
“It was probably bad for my career.” [Affleck alking about the Bennifer years, 2002-2004]
Maybe the high-profile romance wasn’t the real problem, Ben. Maybe it was your decision to do Gigli? Jersey Girl? The Jenny from the block music video? Remember that one? You were tan, manicured, sporting a pound of hair product and pumping gas into J.Lo’s Benz? Last time I checked, the music video gigs came before the Oscar for best screenplay. Just saying.
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Joy
Is J-Lo preggers? All the world needs is another baby diva.
It’s like a really creeptastic science experiment: one part Jennifer Lopez plus one part Marc Anthony equals…??? Apparently, Lopez wore a loose-fitting green dress to the launch of her new clothing line JustSweet at Fashion Week, and there was a belly bump. But am I just being optimistic, or is that just a bad angle? Bad lighting? The kid would come out wearing a velour sweat suit and crooning Spanish love anthems, people, and the world just doesn’t need any more of that.
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