DUI Will Land Kiefer Sutherland In Jail
Kiefer Sutherland’s latest in a series of DUIs means he’s going to do real jail time. No cushy house arrest. A confused and disappointed Kiefer was heard asking, “Who do I have to make a sex tape with around here to get an ankle bracelet?”
Ever the trooper, Kiefer wants to continue with his hit TV show. As reported by E! Online, the producers of 24 released the following statement:
“Today our friend Kiefer Sutherland resolved his criminal case at the earliest opportunity. Kiefer made clear to us at the time of his arrest that his first concern was the welfare of those he worked with and that he intended to do whatever was necessary to prevent shutting down the show because of his situation. He told us that even if he had to sacrifice more time in custody in order to protect the show and the jobs of those who work with him, he would do so.”
Producers of 24 will cleverly work Kiefer’s incarceration into the show’s storyline. For example, in the exciting season opener Kiefer’s character, Jack Bauer, is kidnapped by a terrorist cell known as the Parrot Heads who torture him day and night at their secret headquarters in Margaritaville.
But Kiefer has apologized for the embarrassment his arrest has caused, and has promised to straighten out his life. He says his moment of clarity came one morning when he woke up… in an alley… next to David Hasselhoff. And Nick Nolte had stolen his shoes.
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