K-Fed Retains Custody

You thought it couldn’t get worse, but you were so so wrong. You thought when she lost her kids last week, she would put down that jr. bacon cheeseburger, burp, swallow and say “oh crap! I better get my kids back, y’all!” There was no such revelation. TMZ was there at the scene of today’s cutody hearing and that’s unfortunately more than we can say for Brit. TMZ reports: 

“K-Fed showed up in court. Brit wasn’t there. We just got a shot of Spears gassing up her SUV at a Shell gas station in the San Fernando Valley…[she] took her dog for a ride to get coffee.”

I hate to say it, but Kevin Federline might be this year’s most brilliant mastermind. We used to make so much fun of him with his bastard children, corn rows, and terrible rap debuts. Now he’s become the Celebrity Father of the Year. Which honestly isn’t hard to do when mommy’s a brainless baboon just passing time until her next Carl’s Jr. feeding.

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Britney Spears Loses Custody Fight

Britney Spears was ordered Monday by a judge to turn over her kids to ex-hubby Kevin Federline. Which brings up all sorts of legal questions, the most important being: How big a screw-up do you have to be to make Federline look like the responsible adult?

I feel sorry for the kids. This will throw their little worlds completely off balance– getting used to a new house, sleeping in a new bed, eating food that doesn’t come with the instructions “tear plastic.”

But give her credit. She was trying hard with those kids. How many other busy celebrity moms have taken the time to teach their kid how to drive? She was also serious about their education. “A is for Appletini, B is for Bacardi…”

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