Caroline
As 98% of pollers misread the question
According to US Magazine a survey of 600 Americans shows that this kid-obsessed couple is the most popular celebrity ’stume of 2007. What a sad sad Halloween year this is. I mean, there are so many other great costume ideas out there. Baby Jessica just recently had her 20th anniversary of falling into the well. I can’t begin to explain the places you could go with that one. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the stoic pretty couple too good for the universe, exude less humor than an Allstate commercial and have no place at a Halloween rager. I guess if you have a band of midgets on hand…and maybe a fifth of vodka…you could potentially cook up something interesting.
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Zubobo
Actress Has the Look of Money
According to Forbes.com, Jennifer Aniston’s face on a magazine will sell more copies than any other celebrity’s mug. More than even Angelina Jolie who came in fourth. Fourth? I don’t get it. She’s bisexual. Wouldn’t that mean she’d sell twice as much?
You know who came in second? Jennifer’s ex and Angelina’s current flame Brad Pitt. Forbes.com’s analysts said Brad’s strong finish was due to his good looks, box office charm, and the fact that Clay Aiken has been seen purchasing every available Brad Pitt cover to use as bedroom wallpaper.
Some of the worst-selling celebrity covers belonged to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Though I understand they’re still widely circulated in some of our better federal penitentiaries.
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Joy
Angelina vented to a friend...but it was just the truth, right?
News travels fast, even across the pond, where the British newspaper The Daily Mail reported that Angelina Jolie made some comments to a friend about Brad Pitt’s spending habits. According to the paper, Jolie said:
“The reality is ‘we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions.”
“Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty. I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid. Someone has to make the big decisions though.”
All the papers are dubbing this “Angelina’s attack on Brad,” but come on, let’s face it: who hasn’t had moments where we’ve talked about our boy/girlfriends this way? The papers say that Pitt feels “emasculated” by Jolie’s comments, but isn’t the real emasculation coming from the papers portraying Brad as having a hissy fit in reaction to it? Besides, this kind of conversation probably happens and gets eavesdropped on every single day between guys…and everyone knows Angie wears the pants, right?
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