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Has history of teaching dogs how to wave goodbye
It seems Iggy wasn’t the first adopted pup Ellen showed the door. The NY Post reports:
Kerri Randles [LA producer] says she gave DeGeneres a male mutt named Stormy two years ago, only to find out less than two months later that fickle Ellen had re-gifted him to a member of her staff.
DeGeneres may have passed along several other dogs over the years. Howard Stern said on his Sirius show that he’d heard she had done this nine times before.
What’s Ellen engaged in, dog smuggling? Pamela Anderson keeps husbands longer than Ellen keeps dogs.
Is she jealous because the dogs dance better or because they have more manageable hair?
I heard she doesn’t even make a dog feel at home. The name on the doggy bowl is only written in pencil.
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And calls it a music video
TMZ has captured a sweet little videoof Heidi Montag and boyfriend Spencer Pratt doing what they do best - acting like raging morons. On the video you will witness Montag frolicking in the tide, lip sinking her new song, and rubbing her bikini-clad awkward body in a very un-sexy way as Pratt captures it all on video. Yep, with the camera in one hand and a boom box in the other, he’s the one-man camera crew, hoping this complex videography will attract millions of viewers. The great tragedy that afflicts this duo is that they take themselves so seriously. She really believed that a couple of new knockers and a smaller schnoz is going to buy her a music career. And he thinks, well, I’m not convinced he actually does. These two would have been perfect candidates for a scandalous sex tape if they weren’t both so blatantly unattractive and un-famous.
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Rotund character actor kicks mystery habit
Actor John Goodman recently checked out of rehab after being treated for an undisclosed problem.
I wonder if it has anything to do with all those years of drinking body shots from Roseanne Barr’s navel. E Online:
The former Roseanne star managed to keep his rehab so low profile no one knew he was even in treatment until he announced his successful completion of the program.
“For my family and myself, I voluntarily took the necessary steps to remain sober the rest of my life,” the 55-year-old actor said in a statement issued by his publicist, Stan Rosenfield.
Whatever the addiction, it’s understandable. Who wouldn’t want to consume enough chemicals to blot out the memory of being in “The Flintstones”?
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And the bitches over at Mutts and Moms are not pleased
If you haven’t been following the saga, let me catch you up. Star adopts dog, star’s cats hate dog, star gives dog away to hairdresser (violation of adoption agreement), shelter swoops in to take back dog, star pleads on national television to give it back. Prime time TNT never saw drama like this! It seems as though the adoption agency, Mutts and Moms, has been receiving death threats from psychotic Ellen fans and yet for some idiodic reason they still refuse to return the dog to the hairdresser’s care. Because sticking a dog back in a cage is way more humane than leaving him at some rich family’s house! Duh!! They agency’s attorney, Keith A. Fink tells Fox News:
“It’s never gonna happen. There is more of a chance that the Yankees are going to win the World Series this year.”
Apparently, the two Mutts and Moms owners just don’t want this dog to have a home…at all costs. Maybe they’re just pissed because the canine’s haircuts cost more than their monthly salary. Or maybe they just really hate dogs and this is just a part time gig while they get their online degree from DeVry University.
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The hoff goes to hoffpital, er hospital
David Hasselhoff has once again succumbed to the evils of alcohol, and once again the devil’s brew has landed his suntanned behind in the hospital. According to E! Online,
“David Hasselhoff’s publicist confirmed that the former Baywatch star was hospitalized Tuesday after falling off the wagon.”
Exactly why he fell off the wagon this time I don’t know. Maybe there just wasn’t enough room on that wagon for both him and Lindsay Lohan. And why doesn’t this wagon have seatbelts?
Anyway the transgression supposedly happened while he was in Europe filming Anaconda 3. Well, mystery solved. If your next big career move involves Anaconda 3, maybe alcoholism is just a matter of time.
And what’s to become of his two teenage girls? He could very well lose custody. Those girls could be on their own, struggling to make ends meet, forced to take jobs babysitting Britney Spears’ kids or worse– babysitting Britney Spears.
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Even Jack Bauer can't get out of this one...
Kiefer Sutherland’s latest in a series of DUIs means he’s going to do real jail time. No cushy house arrest. A confused and disappointed Kiefer was heard asking, “Who do I have to make a sex tape with around here to get an ankle bracelet?”
Ever the trooper, Kiefer wants to continue with his hit TV show. As reported by E! Online, the producers of 24 released the following statement:
“Today our friend Kiefer Sutherland resolved his criminal case at the earliest opportunity. Kiefer made clear to us at the time of his arrest that his first concern was the welfare of those he worked with and that he intended to do whatever was necessary to prevent shutting down the show because of his situation. He told us that even if he had to sacrifice more time in custody in order to protect the show and the jobs of those who work with him, he would do so.”
Producers of 24 will cleverly work Kiefer’s incarceration into the show’s storyline. For example, in the exciting season opener Kiefer’s character, Jack Bauer, is kidnapped by a terrorist cell known as the Parrot Heads who torture him day and night at their secret headquarters in Margaritaville.
But Kiefer has apologized for the embarrassment his arrest has caused, and has promised to straighten out his life. He says his moment of clarity came one morning when he woke up… in an alley… next to David Hasselhoff. And Nick Nolte had stolen his shoes.
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Actress Has the Look of Money
According to Forbes.com, Jennifer Aniston’s face on a magazine will sell more copies than any other celebrity’s mug. More than even Angelina Jolie who came in fourth. Fourth? I don’t get it. She’s bisexual. Wouldn’t that mean she’d sell twice as much?
You know who came in second? Jennifer’s ex and Angelina’s current flame Brad Pitt. Forbes.com’s analysts said Brad’s strong finish was due to his good looks, box office charm, and the fact that Clay Aiken has been seen purchasing every available Brad Pitt cover to use as bedroom wallpaper.
Some of the worst-selling celebrity covers belonged to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Though I understand they’re still widely circulated in some of our better federal penitentiaries.
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Pammy Kidded Kid Rock About Kid
Kid Rock told Rolling Stone that while he and Pamela Anderson were married she lied about having a miscarriage so he wouldn’t go to a basketball game but come visit her on the set of a movie. However, he says, when he got there he found her partying. Hey, who wouldn’t party if they found out they were no longer carrying Kid Rock’s demon seed?
Rock was so angry he immediately punched the nearest former Motley Crue drummer he could find.
Pammy says she wishes Rock would simply leave her alone. “After all,” she said, “What else does he want from me? I gave him the very best four months of my life.”
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And I bet LC and the gang fake and bake too
Hold the phone, posted that The Hills just may be scripted. Though I’m shocked really. Acting in L.A? Imagine that.
“ Executive producer Adam Divello watches the footage playback and gives the gals notes between takes. We saw them redo one scene with Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port sipping drinks and talking at least a few times,” E! reports.
I don’t know what’s worse, the girls of The Hills pretending to be real, or the effect these tanned, thin with-the-stress-of-a-taxing-social-life, pseudo celebrities have on high school girls in, say, Wisconsin, who perceive them to be real. If “reality” shows are indeed fake, then by the law of opposites, does that mean real life is getting faker?
Then again, if you’re searching for genuine, L.A isn’t the greatest place to start.
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