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Caroline
Quick! Hide your narcotics
Let’s face it people, our dear Lindsay could find a bag of blow at the bottom of the Red Sea. Don’t do what Jackass star Steve-O did and just leave it out for her in plain sight. That’s way too easy! She’s like one of those detective dogs that just sniffs it out amidst all the other odors fighting for air space. She’d be a slam dunk new hire for the DEA if it wasn’t such an insane conflict of interest. According to Page Six Steve-O claimed on the Howard Stern show that:
“Lindsay once took a bag of cocaine from him…Lohan took what he called the ‘Boog Suge’ from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it.”
The reason I believe this story is because she left her wallet in her friend’s bathroom. Not the livingroom or any other “gathering” room, but the secret place you go to blow a few lines. Better wipe off that white residue from your Captial One card, Lindsay!
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Frankly
Good Thing He Landed On Top of His Girlfriend!
Old George took his girlfriend for a ride on a great big Harley yesterday in New Jersey, highly impressing his new girlfriend. Impressing her face on the concrete, that is. Fortunately, they were smarter than Gary Busey - they were both wearing helmets. George has a busted rib and his girl got a toe job, but that’s the extent of it. George says his contract forbids him from riding, so he’s in trouble. Right. With those looks and that money, Frankly will take all that kind of trouble he can get.
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Mark
There’s something about Zac Efron…
It seems that Zac Efron, lost out not just on his relationship with “High School Musical” co-star Vanessa Hudgens, but also with the title role in “Speed Racer.” The NY Daily News reports:
“During his auditions, Zac never connected to the romantic lead in the reading,” says our source. “By the second round, the casting crew didn’t feel he was believable as a leading man/hero.”
I knew it! Notice how conveniently leaked those photos of Vanessa Hudgens were? And how there was an emphasis on Zac Efron being the recipient of said photos? It’s as if he had a Tom Cruise-like PR team guarding his image. There’s only one explanation. Call me crazy, but I think Zac Efron is… a Scientologist!
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Mark
Anna Faris takes on job of “Deep Throat” porn star.
Anna Faris revealed to MTV that she’s set to star in “Inferno,” a biopic about porn star Linda Lovelace.
“This would be incredibly intense,” Faris said of the script about Lovelace, who died in 2002 following a car accident and several weeks on life support. “It would be the most difficult thing I’ve done, and I’m really nervous.”
Faris does have a point about the role’s challenge. With a scant filmography that includes a money shot in “Scary Movie,” implied lesbianism in “The Hot Chick” and being a Playboy bunny in “I Know What Boys Like,” she’s going to need to do more research on how to act like a porn star. As for the scenes where Faris would be lying in bed on life support, she’d probably have to get formal training from Academy Award Winner Hilary Swank.
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Mark
Maguire and Gyllenhaal settle wimpy rivalry in upcoming movie.
Hold on to your pocket protectors! Variety reports that rival dorks, Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhaal, are in negotiations to star in a remake of the 2004 Danish film, “Brothers.” Maguire will play the older brother sent off to war in Afghanistan, while Gyllenhaal will play his younger sibling that stays at home and cares for Maguire’s wife and kid.
There hasn’t been a film with such inspired casting since Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro in “Heat.” And that film was more of a tease since they only shared two scenes. On the other hand, “Brothers” might actually settle the Maguire/Gyllenhaal competition. Who has the whinier voice? Who can look more pathetic in the face of rejection? Who can shed more tears per second? All those questions and more will be answered at a theater near you.
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Joy
Angelina vented to a friend...but it was just the truth, right?
News travels fast, even across the pond, where the British newspaper The Daily Mail reported that Angelina Jolie made some comments to a friend about Brad Pitt’s spending habits. According to the paper, Jolie said:
“The reality is ‘we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions.”
“Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty. I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid. Someone has to make the big decisions though.”
All the papers are dubbing this “Angelina’s attack on Brad,” but come on, let’s face it: who hasn’t had moments where we’ve talked about our boy/girlfriends this way? The papers say that Pitt feels “emasculated” by Jolie’s comments, but isn’t the real emasculation coming from the papers portraying Brad as having a hissy fit in reaction to it? Besides, this kind of conversation probably happens and gets eavesdropped on every single day between guys…and everyone knows Angie wears the pants, right?
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Friday, Aug 24th, 2007
Categories: Movies
John
Is she really being put away ... or is she?
Today is the day. Lindsay Lohan finally gets to face justice for all of the careless and irresponsible things she had done. We can finally watch as she is forced to take responsibility for her ridiculous actions. And the grand total is… 1 day in jail?! What the #*!?@% This girl was arrested for her second DUI after allegedly driving madly after another girl she had an argument with, and not only was her blood alcohol reportedly above legal level, but she had cocaine in her possession! Sure, young people make mistakes. Treatment like this, however, is why they keep making mistakes. I never thought I’d look back on Paris Hilton’s sentence as a harsher form of punishment. While Ms. Lohan was formally charged with seven misdemeanors, she was somehow able to plea out of multiple felonies. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait until she’s back on the road
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