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Unless she uses some clever spin
Ok: it’s not what it looks like. With some smart spin, Amy Whinehouse can totally explain the white trimming around her nostril, taken during a concert in the UK in which The Daily Mail reports she would leave the stage, for up to five minutes…
The singer, who has previously admitted to a heroin addiction and once collapsed after a drugs overdose, seemed oblivious to it.
But she provoked concern at the gig after she arrived 40 minutes late on stage, rambled incoherently and disappeared off-stage repeatedly.
One concert-goer said: “She was drinking on stage but disappeared about three times for up to five minutes each time
It could be anything though, really. Amy could use any one of these fool proof cop outs:
1. Claim child like naiveté: “I was eating pixie sticks with some teenage fans back stage thought, if it tastes this good, imagine how good it’d smell…”
2. Theresa-like altruism: “It’s flour. I was baking 50 dozen cookies for under privileged kids and it got out of control.”
3. A plea for sympathy: “I had an uncontrollable nose bleed. This nose plug is the only thing between me and death.”
4. All out denial: “What suspicious white powder?”
Or, she could just say it’s a booger, and call it good. Because we know she ain’t goin’ to rehab anytime soon. No, no no.
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And Rumor Willis oughta know!
It’s hard work being a celebrity offspring. It might just be the toughest job on earth. Rumor Willis, eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore reminds us that although it looks like fun and games bouncing from club to club with ms. Lindsay “barely-conscious” Lohan, it’s actually an arduous 24-hour job. Seriously now, for lay-people like you and I that actually does sound a bit exhausting. But these kids have access to the finest medicine that money can buy - you know, the kind that keeps you awake when you’ve been working (read: drinking vodka crans) into the wee hours of the night. So what’s the big whoop? She recently told People Magazine:
“Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.”
And by “working” of course she means taking Daddy’s credit card to Bloomies and wreaking havok in the designer jean department. Take a load off, girl!
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As 98% of pollers misread the question
According to US Magazine a survey of 600 Americans shows that this kid-obsessed couple is the most popular celebrity ’stume of 2007. What a sad sad Halloween year this is. I mean, there are so many other great costume ideas out there. Baby Jessica just recently had her 20th anniversary of falling into the well. I can’t begin to explain the places you could go with that one. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the stoic pretty couple too good for the universe, exude less humor than an Allstate commercial and have no place at a Halloween rager. I guess if you have a band of midgets on hand…and maybe a fifth of vodka…you could potentially cook up something interesting.
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Love means never using the H-word
Nicole Kidman stops short of referring to her year-and-a-half marriage to Keith Urban as happy. The Daily Mail reports:
She told US magazine Interview: “You never know where something’s going.
“My husband and I are committed to each other and deeply in love.”
Told by the magazine interviewer that she and Urban appeared happy together, she replied: “I don’t ever say that.
What does she mean “deeply committed?” That sounds like you’re stuck with an expensive car that you no longer like but you’re in too much debt to the finance company to ever sell the piece of junk. The only thing left to do is park it in a bad neighborhood and hope it’s stolen.
The way Nicole sounds it seems the only thing left for her to do is park Urban near Pamela Anderson and let nature take its course.
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Has history of teaching dogs how to wave goodbye
It seems Iggy wasn’t the first adopted pup Ellen showed the door. The NY Post reports:
Kerri Randles [LA producer] says she gave DeGeneres a male mutt named Stormy two years ago, only to find out less than two months later that fickle Ellen had re-gifted him to a member of her staff.
DeGeneres may have passed along several other dogs over the years. Howard Stern said on his Sirius show that he’d heard she had done this nine times before.
What’s Ellen engaged in, dog smuggling? Pamela Anderson keeps husbands longer than Ellen keeps dogs.
Is she jealous because the dogs dance better or because they have more manageable hair?
I heard she doesn’t even make a dog feel at home. The name on the doggy bowl is only written in pencil.
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And calls it a music video
TMZ has captured a sweet little videoof Heidi Montag and boyfriend Spencer Pratt doing what they do best - acting like raging morons. On the video you will witness Montag frolicking in the tide, lip sinking her new song, and rubbing her bikini-clad awkward body in a very un-sexy way as Pratt captures it all on video. Yep, with the camera in one hand and a boom box in the other, he’s the one-man camera crew, hoping this complex videography will attract millions of viewers. The great tragedy that afflicts this duo is that they take themselves so seriously. She really believed that a couple of new knockers and a smaller schnoz is going to buy her a music career. And he thinks, well, I’m not convinced he actually does. These two would have been perfect candidates for a scandalous sex tape if they weren’t both so blatantly unattractive and un-famous.
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Rotund character actor kicks mystery habit
Actor John Goodman recently checked out of rehab after being treated for an undisclosed problem.
I wonder if it has anything to do with all those years of drinking body shots from Roseanne Barr’s navel. E Online:
The former Roseanne star managed to keep his rehab so low profile no one knew he was even in treatment until he announced his successful completion of the program.
“For my family and myself, I voluntarily took the necessary steps to remain sober the rest of my life,” the 55-year-old actor said in a statement issued by his publicist, Stan Rosenfield.
Whatever the addiction, it’s understandable. Who wouldn’t want to consume enough chemicals to blot out the memory of being in “The Flintstones”?
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