Donald Trump still hates Rosie O’Donnell.
Rosie O’Donnell came out with a new book called Celebrity Detox: The Fame Game. So of course someone had to ask Donald Trump what he thought about it. Trump told Extra:
“The book is boring and has no educational value. Rosie is very unkind to Barbara Walters who saved her dying career. She is a very disloyal person.”
This feud jumped the shark many months ago. If Trump really hated Rosie, he would’ve made like an 80’s businessman and bankrupted her with seedy insider action the moment she got on his bad side. Instead, he looks like an idiot with this desperate attempt at harassment to keep the feud going. And why was he reading her book in the first place? That quote plays out like the scene in “Happy Gilmore” where Shooter tells Happy, “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.” Happy responds with, “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
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Diddy revealed to be the father of his sixth child.
According to paternity tests, Diddy is in fact the father of Chance, the 15-month-old daughter of Atlanta resident Sarah Chapman. Diddy said:
“At first, I wasn’t sure if this was my child,” Diddy added. “Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life.”
Remember that quote. Keep it in mind when Diddy and MTV team up once again to bring us their new hit reality show, “Leave It To Chance.” The show will center primarily around Diddy’s attempts to take his young daughter from the streets and turn her into the next pop sensation. It will be described as a fresh, urban take on classics such as “Citizen Kane” and “Annie” because of how the show tugs at the heartstrings. With the help of his magical assistant, Fonzworth Bentley, Diddy will find out what it feels like… to be the father of chance.
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Natalie Portman joins Maguire/Gyllenhaal sobfest.
Variety has a story saying that Natalie Portman signed on to star in the remake of the Danish film, “Brothers.” As reported earlier, “Brothers” is the story of a soldier (Maguire) going off to war in Afghanistan while his brother (Gyllenhaal) stays behind to take care of his wife (Portman) and child (probably one of those obnoxious little Fanning kids).
Spoiler alert! This film is going to make you cry. You don’t need to be familiar with the plot of the original to know. What flags this movie as a tearjerker is the casting of Portman, Maguire and Gyllenhaal, three of Hollywood’s most notorious serial criers. That’s not even taking into account a soldier’s high risk of death in Afghanistan, the potential love triangle this type of situation will cause, or any attempts at sympathetic character development. “Brothers” is less a tearjerker, than a dehydration fatality waiting to happen. Stay safe by making sure to drink plenty of fluids before watching this movie.
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Boy band mogul likes to sample his own products.
Lou Pearlman is the man responsible for groups like the Backstreet Boys, *N Sync and just about every musical boy act you can think of. Pearlman loves him some young boys. According to interviews with his former associates, he loves them a little too well. Page Six says:
Steve Mooney said he once asked Pearlman, who was known as “Big Poppa,” what it would take for him to get into a band. “I’ll never forget this as long as I live. He leaned back in his chair, in his white terry cloth robe and white underwear, and spread his legs,” Mooney told Burrough. “And then he said, and these were his exact words, ‘You’re a smart boy. Figure it out.’ ” Mooney added that a singer groped by Pearlman told him, “Look, if a guy wants to massage me, and I’m getting a million dollars for it, you just go along with it. It’s the price you got to pay.”
Tim Christofore, a member of Take 5, recalls that during a sleepover at Pearlman’s house, the music czar swan-dived onto his and another boy’s bed and wrestled with them wearing only in a towel, which came off. “We were like, ‘Ooh, Lou, that’s gross.’ What did I know? I was 13,” Christofore told Vanity Fair.
Who could have guessed that there’s such a seedy underbelly to the business of exploiting young boys? In this case, a fat, sweaty underbelly barely covered by a bath towel.
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Paris lets loose with new fragrance.
This month marks the unveiling of “Can Can,” Paris Hilton’s Moulin Rouge-inspired scent. For those keeping track, “Can Can” is her fourth fragrance following the cleverly-named “Paris Hilton,” “Just Me” and “Heiress.” Entertainment Tonight had a behind-the-scenes segment during Paris’s photoshoot for “Can Can.” Paris said:
“Every time I come out with a new fragrance, I always wear it everyday… I just spray it throughout the day because it smells so good.”
That reminds me of something I once saw on the Discovery Channel. The narrator was describing the spread of Chlamydia (an STD) among baboon groups. Baboons are smart enough to associate other baboons with the infection after mating. However, the scent of the female in heat is so overpowering that the males are unable to resist, even though they are aware of the female’s infection. Unfortunately for Paris, any man, even one with baboon brains, knows that nothing smells that good.
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Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards pair up for Playboy.
Playboy magazine has its eyes set once again on Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards, co-stars of the upcoming “Blond and Blonder.” The Sun says:
Reports in the US suggest the two blondes have been offered $1million to strip for Playboy… together.
A source told a US magazine: “Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.”
You better believe Pamela and Denise are seriously considering it. They depreciate in value each year like a used car. A million dollars might seem like a lot, but keep in mind that it’s being offered to these two Playboy veterans in order for them to appear as a package deal. Kim Kardashian, known for nothing besides a sex tape and her gigantic ass, gets away with a super-sized 12 page solo pictorial and only has to show said ass and a single boob.
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Zac Efron is Normal.
Did you know that Zac Efron dates girls? Or at least he dated one girl. If you didn’t know, then you should pick up “Zanessa” at the newsstand. It’s an entire magazine dedicated to the relationship between Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Did you know Zac Efron likes video games? He was at the “Halo 3” midnight release at Universal City’s Gamestop handing out copies to customers even though he has absolutely nothing to do with the game.
I’ve never seen anyone try so hard to look normal. Since Efron’s the star of “High School Musical,” I’d wager that Disney somehow managed to create a real life Pinocchio from one of their animatronic puppets. It would explain his lifeless eyes, stiff personality and knack for singing and dancing.
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Milana Dravnel reveals story behind De La Hoya photos.
Milana Dravnel tells News of the World that the photos of De La Hoya in fishnets and heels were taken during one of their numerous private sessions. De La Hoya met regularly with Dravnel and some other girls in hotels, on his jet and in his home. They would then engage in his fetishes of role reversal and domination. But despite all the games, the pair did not have full-blown sex. Dravnel says:
“It wasn’t a sexual relationship, but I’m sure it gave him a lot pleasure to be with me… He just wanted a bit of fun, a change from his boring life. It wasn’t an affair.”
Throw in the towel. That remark had enough jabs to knock out De La Hoya and his wife, Millie Corretjer. The only way it could be anymore of a verbal beatdown was if Dravnel said, “These activities don’t make De La Hoya any less of man. He’s still into heterosexual relationships, except, you know, in reverse. He’s still macho.”
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PETA sends mixed messages with ad campaign.
PETA unveiled its newest ad today featuring burlesque model Dita Von Teese. This follows last week’s campaign, which used a nude Alicia Silverstone to promote vegetarianism.
The ad quotes Von Teese as saying: “Nearly 4 million dogs and cats are put to death in the U.S. every year because there are not enough good homes. You can help prevent this — always spay or neuter your animals, and if you’re considering adding a dog or cat to your family, please adopt from your local animal shelter.”
It may be good to promote the welfare of dogs and cats, but the effectiveness of these ads for animals in general is pretty questionable. I passed out copies of the Von Teese piece to some fellows at the local video store and asked them what they planned on doing after looking at it. To my surprise, one person said “choke the chicken,” while another said “flog the mule.” By the time I ran out of ads, I had heard “shake the snake,” “slam the salmon,” “spank the monkey” and “toss the turkey.” So unless PETA wants people to “tug the slug” or “whack the weasel,” then they’d better start rethinking their marketing tactics.
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There’s something about Zac Efron…
It seems that Zac Efron, lost out not just on his relationship with “High School Musical” co-star Vanessa Hudgens, but also with the title role in “Speed Racer.” The NY Daily News reports:
“During his auditions, Zac never connected to the romantic lead in the reading,” says our source. “By the second round, the casting crew didn’t feel he was believable as a leading man/hero.”
I knew it! Notice how conveniently leaked those photos of Vanessa Hudgens were? And how there was an emphasis on Zac Efron being the recipient of said photos? It’s as if he had a Tom Cruise-like PR team guarding his image. There’s only one explanation. Call me crazy, but I think Zac Efron is… a Scientologist!
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