Amy Whinehouse gets totally busted…
Ok: it’s not what it looks like. With some smart spin, Amy Whinehouse can totally explain the white trimming around her nostril, taken during a concert in the UK in which The Daily Mail reports she would leave the stage, for up to five minutes…
The singer, who has previously admitted to a heroin addiction and once collapsed after a drugs overdose, seemed oblivious to it.
But she provoked concern at the gig after she arrived 40 minutes late on stage, rambled incoherently and disappeared off-stage repeatedly.
One concert-goer said: “She was drinking on stage but disappeared about three times for up to five minutes each time
It could be anything though, really. Amy could use any one of these fool proof cop outs:
1. Claim child like naiveté: “I was eating pixie sticks with some teenage fans back stage thought, if it tastes this good, imagine how good it’d smell…”
2. Theresa-like altruism: “It’s flour. I was baking 50 dozen cookies for under privileged kids and it got out of control.”
3. A plea for sympathy: “I had an uncontrollable nose bleed. This nose plug is the only thing between me and death.”
4. All out denial: “What suspicious white powder?”
Or, she could just say it’s a booger, and call it good. Because we know she ain’t goin’ to rehab anytime soon. No, no no.
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