Heidi Montag Bounces Around in Bikini
TMZ has captured a sweet little videoof Heidi Montag and boyfriend Spencer Pratt doing what they do best - acting like raging morons. On the video you will witness Montag frolicking in the tide, lip sinking her new song, and rubbing her bikini-clad awkward body in a very un-sexy way as Pratt captures it all on video. Yep, with the camera in one hand and a boom box in the other, he’s the one-man camera crew, hoping this complex videography will attract millions of viewers. The great tragedy that afflicts this duo is that they take themselves so seriously. She really believed that a couple of new knockers and a smaller schnoz is going to buy her a music career. And he thinks, well, I’m not convinced he actually does. These two would have been perfect candidates for a scandalous sex tape if they weren’t both so blatantly unattractive and un-famous.
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Well…. Maybe he’s not attractive, but she sure as hell is. And im willing to bet that even tho she is stupid, about half a million strung out men will watch the video and look to their strung out friends and say, “Man id hit that shit”.
Sex sells Sally. Sure, so sucky sexy she sells sand seabound surfing stupid scrolls. Im not sure what that means, but im sticking to it