Ellen Degeneres Causes Death Threats

Thursday, Oct 18th, 2007
Categories: Celebrities, TV

Caroline

And the bitches over at Mutts and Moms are not pleased

If you haven’t been following the saga, let me catch you up. Star adopts dog, star’s cats hate dog, star gives dog away to hairdresser (violation of adoption agreement), shelter swoops in to take back dog, star pleads on national television to give it back. Prime time TNT never saw drama like this! It seems as though the adoption agency, Mutts and Moms, has been receiving death threats from psychotic Ellen fans and yet for some idiodic reason they still refuse to return the dog to the hairdresser’s care. Because sticking a dog back in a cage is way more humane than leaving him at some rich family’s house! Duh!! They agency’s attorney, Keith A. Fink tells Fox News:

“It’s never gonna happen. There is more of a chance that the Yankees are going to win the World Series this year.”

Apparently, the two Mutts and Moms owners just don’t want this dog to have a home…at all costs. Maybe they’re just pissed because the canine’s haircuts cost more than their monthly salary. Or maybe they just really hate dogs and this is just a part time gig while they get their online degree from DeVry University.