Jessica Simpson Has Expensive Acne
Jessica Simpson, the acne-less face of Proactiv, will appear in infomercials once again. Page Six reports that the pop star has renewed her one year contract with the skincare company for a whopping $3 million. C’mon, Proactiv! Do we really need insecure pubescent teenagers around the country believing Jessica Simpson once had a pizza-face too? And all she did was rub some chemicals on her cheeks and boom! she’s pretty enough to sleep with John Mayer? (Wait, who isn’t?) She probably had the occasional pimple like every other normal person in the world that likes fast food and pepperoni pizza.  That’s like asking Jennifer Aniston to be the spokesperson for Jenny Craig because she dropped from a size 4 to a 0. Man, what a heffer she once was.
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