Charlize Theron Is Sexy
Sexy not only came back this year, it was apparently redefined. Esquire magazine has named Charlize Theron this year’s sexiest woman in the world. Because nothing says sexy like an overgrown mullet, teeth that a dentist wouldn’t touch, and a 42mm pointed at your face. But seriously, it is amazing what some make-up, an expensive salon cut, and a monthly gym membership can do. Or what the reverse can do. I mean, if we all let ourselves go the way that Charlize did for her Academy Award-winning role in 2003’s Monster, could we also be this repulsive? It’s a frightening thought. And get ready for an existential moment, folks. Who is the real Charlize? Is she the blond, bronzed beauty who frolicks in her bikini on white sand beaches? Or is she Aileen Wuornos, Daytona Beach prostitute turned serial killer. She’s already proven she can go both ways. Now that is sexy!
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in cover picture. She kind of looks like you! =D.
Great article.
But then again what does esquire mag really know about anything =D.