Oops! David Hasselhoff Forgets He’s An Alcoholic
David Hasselhoff has once again succumbed to the evils of alcohol, and once again the devil’s brew has landed his suntanned behind in the hospital. According to E! Online,
“David Hasselhoff’s publicist confirmed that the former Baywatch star was hospitalized Tuesday after falling off the wagon.”Â
Exactly why he fell off the wagon this time I don’t know. Maybe there just wasn’t enough room on that wagon for both him and Lindsay Lohan. And why doesn’t this wagon have seatbelts?
Anyway the transgression supposedly happened while he was in Europe filming Anaconda 3. Well, mystery solved. If your next big career move involves Anaconda 3, maybe alcoholism is just a matter of time.
And what’s to become of his two teenage girls? He could very well lose custody. Those girls could be on their own, struggling to make ends meet, forced to take jobs babysitting Britney Spears’ kids or worse– babysitting Britney Spears.
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