Jennifer Aniston, America’s Cover Girl
Actress Has the Look of Money
According to Forbes.com, Jennifer Aniston’s face on a magazine will sell more copies than any other celebrity’s mug. More than even Angelina Jolie who came in fourth. Fourth? I don’t get it. She’s bisexual. Wouldn’t that mean she’d sell twice as much?
You know who came in second? Jennifer’s ex and Angelina’s current flame Brad Pitt. Forbes.com’s analysts said Brad’s strong finish was due to his good looks, box office charm, and the fact that Clay Aiken has been seen purchasing every available Brad Pitt cover to use as bedroom wallpaper.
Some of the worst-selling celebrity covers belonged to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Though I understand they’re still widely circulated in some of our better federal penitentiaries.
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She has a face that will melt your heart BUT still makes you feel guilty for enjoying her whats the word… Hotimosity! Yup thats the word i was looking for. But with a face like that i can see how one would probably want to buy a mag sporting a sexy leg and face shot of her. SHOW ME SOME ASS! sorry Terrets….