Paris Hilton Smells

Tuesday, Oct 2nd, 2007
Categories: Celebrities, Miscellaneous

Mark

Paris lets loose with new fragrance.

This month marks the unveiling of “Can Can,” Paris Hilton’s Moulin Rouge-inspired scent. For those keeping track, “Can Can” is her fourth fragrance following the cleverly-named “Paris Hilton,” “Just Me” and “Heiress.” Entertainment Tonight had a behind-the-scenes segment during Paris’s photoshoot for “Can Can.” Paris said:

“Every time I come out with a new fragrance, I always wear it everyday… I just spray it throughout the day because it smells so good.”

That reminds me of something I once saw on the Discovery Channel. The narrator was describing the spread of Chlamydia (an STD) among baboon groups. Baboons are smart enough to associate other baboons with the infection after mating. However, the scent of the female in heat is so overpowering that the males are unable to resist, even though they are aware of the female’s infection. Unfortunately for Paris, any man, even one with baboon brains, knows that nothing smells that good.