Pamela Anderson Hears Wedding Bells
It looks like Pamela Anderson may be getting married for the third time. According to the Clark County Marriage License Bureau, she and boyfriend Rick Salomon applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas.
“But,” you say, “who’s this Rick Salomon dude, and does he really come with the sort of bottom feeder credentials to merit following in the hallowed footsteps of Tommy Lee and Kid Rock? Relax, kiddies. Her lover boy shot to fame with his subtle understated performance opposite then-girlfriend Paris Hilton in the classic “One Night in Paris.” Nuff said.
Of course, Pammy knows her way around a bedroom camera, too, if you remember. In fact, eyewitnesses report that as soon as they were granted their marriage license the couple ran out to buy extra camcorder batteries. If you want to shop for a wedding present, they’re registered at Circuit City.
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