Eva Longoria Sex Tape Hits the Web

A new celebrity sex tape is floating around cyberspace, but unfortunately it doesn’t seem even the least bit interesting or scandalous. According to The Sun, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and NBA husband Tony Parker have a new “saucy video” involving “intimate scenes.” It’s apparently circulating the internet, but only on paid sites. I’m sorry, but if you’re paying to see a boring married couple have sex, it might be time to take a long look in the mirror and maybe go update your eharmony.com profile or something. And yes, I know Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee were married, but we’re talking about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker here. Let me paint the scene for you: 1 pint-sized mediocre television star and 1 oversized 12 year old look-a-like probably having very normal boring married sex. This is not the next One Night In Paris so put away those credit cards.  And to all those people out there who are even remotely famous, for the love of god turn off the goddamn video camera when you go inside the bedroom.

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