Lindsay Lohan is a thief


Caroline
Quick! Hide your narcotics

Let’s face it people, our dear Lindsay could find a bag of blow at the bottom of the Red Sea.  Don’t do what Jackass star Steve-O did and just leave it out for her in plain sight.  That’s way too easy!  She’s like one of those detective dogs that just sniffs it out amidst all the other odors fighting for air space.  She’d be a slam dunk new hire for the DEA if it wasn’t such an insane conflict of interest.  According to Page Six Steve-O claimed on the Howard Stern show that:

“Lindsay once took a bag of cocaine from him…Lohan took what he called the ‘Boog Suge’ from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it.”

The reason I believe this story is because she left her wallet in her friend’s bathroom. Not the livingroom or any other “gathering” room, but the secret place you go to blow a few lines.  Better wipe off that white residue from your Captial One card, Lindsay!

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sarashriver said,

September 27, 2007 @ 2:44 pm

Lindsay puts the “wreck” in train. That girl is a walking target for public ridicule. You know who steals “boog suge” from their friends? People who don’t HAVE friends! In fact, she’d probably be more popular if she was a drug nark. At least then she could help her “friends” score more blow after she steals it from them!

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