OJ out on bail

OJ Simpson, America’s favorite murderer, is out on $125,000 bail after his arrest for the armed robbery incident that took place on September 13th at the Palace Station Casino and Hotel. Star Magazine reports:

“According to Simpson’s lawyer, the former football star will return to his Florida home soon. Attorney Yale Galanter said Simpson would plead not guilty to charges of first-degree kidnapping, robbery with use of a deadly weapon, burglary while in possession of a deadly weapon…”

And they go on to list about 47 other charges. The best part of this statement is the identification of OJ as “the former football star” - as if that’s the reason this guy is a household name. Please! What about bloody gloves at the crime scene and white Jeep highway chases? I mean, what does this guy have to do to actually go to jail? Set the White House on fire and then walk up to the police station holding a can of gasoline and a match screaming “I love fire! Wheee, watch it burn!” He’ll be booked, brought to trial, acquitted, and a year later a best seller would appear on the shelves - If I was an arsonist, these are the instruments of death I would use. And we’d all clap our hands and wait for him to murder a small country.

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