Donatella’s droop
According to The Daily Mail, Donnatella Versace’s plastic surgery is beginning to fail, and the 52-year-old’s facelift has started to fall. I can’t decide whether the deeply orange woman with platinum blonde hair looks as though her face has been stomped on by one of her label’s very own shoes, or if it looks more like someone’s melted wax replica of Versace via 1990. The fashion maven’s loss of looks has been blamed on too much sunbathing, a cocaine addiction, and tragedy as a result of her brother being murdered in 1997. The Daily Mail reports:
“She has clung to a long platinum hairstyle, deep tan and the revealing clothes her brand is famous for. No doubt she is equally attached to her plastic surgeon.”
But maybe she should really be ending that relationship and starting a new one…with a psychiatrist. Kids, let this be a warning: put down the peroxide and put on some sunscreen. Oh, yeah, and don’t do drugs.
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