If he did it
Loveable until proven guilty
Sunday, OJ was arrested in Las Vegas after getting  in trouble with “The Man.” The Associated Press is reporting that the former athlete and future novelist attempted to rob items that used to belong to him including a photo of him with J. Edgar Hoover.
Now to be fair, OJ hasn’t actually been proven guilty of anything other than stealing our hearts. I think it’s time we just stop doubting him and enjoy his entirely fictional books, “If I did it,” “If I did that too,” and “If I used to kick the shit out of my children because I loved them.” I smell Pulitzer.
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