Britney In Rival Downer Halls of Fame
What happens when your favorite star takes ALL the downers...?
After Britney’s MTV catatonic cakewalk yesterday, intense fighting broke out between the rival Quaalude and Oxycodone lobbying associations, as both groups simultaneously nominated Britney to their respective Downer Hall of Fame. Spokesman for the Quaalude lobby insisted that no drug other than theirs could account for Britney’s stupefying performance, while the Oxycodone PR flack dismissed that claim with a sarcastic snort. “Listen honey, a three day ‘lude binge looks like the Energizer bunny next to our juice - Britney’s clearly getting down with Oxy!” This one’s headed for court! Britney could not be aroused for a comment to clarify the controversy.
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